COOL STUFF!!! FROG PAGE

/jessica/cool-stuff/frog.html // made by jessica HOME

★ FROGS ARE COOL ★ THIS IS THE COOL STUFF PAGE ★ DO NOT EMAIL ME TO SAY IT IS ONLY ONE FROG ★

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HOME PAGE SIGN MY GUESTBOOK!!!! THE FROG FACTS I DID NOT RESEARCH COOLER STUFF (BROKEN) SECRET PAGE!!!! DO NOT CLICK

VISITORS:
000018
(probably mostly me)

STATUS:
BORED

FAVORITE COLOR:
black & radioactive green

CURRENTLY:
avoiding homework

best viewed at:
640 x 480

browser:
whichever one does not explode

THIS IS A FROG

okay so i said i was making a COOL STUFF page and then Mads said one frog does not count as "stuff" because stuff is plural.

WRONG!!!!!!!

frogs are definately cool and this one is my favorite even though he is made out of keyboard symbols.

NOTE TO SELF: figure out why this text is not centered even though i TOLD it to center
Mads says "because you forgot to close something." unhelpful.

CLICK HIM. he does something probably.

[x]
frogpic2.gif
could not load i tried to put a REAL frog picture here but it keeps being a little box.
DO NOT EMAIL ME ABOUT IT I KNOW.

🚧 THIS PART IS UNDER CONSTRUCTION 🚧

THINGS I TRIED TO ADD:
- music that starts by itself (computer froze)
- spinning skull (Mads said "why")
- rainbow mouse trail (made everything lag)
- a second visitor counter (they disagreed with each other)
- guestbook popup (would not close)
- password page (forgot password)
- frog facts from the library (forgot book)
- secret page (not telling you where it is)

FROG FACTS I KNOW WITHOUT LOOKING THEM UP:

frogs can jump REALLY far
some frogs are tiny
some frogs are huge which is objectively better
they say ribbit except probably not all of them
they have weird little hands
they sit like they know secrets
one probably lives under our porch but Mads says that is "not evidence"
I think touching frogs gives you warts but maybe that is toads???
THIS FACT IS BLUE BECAUSE I LEARNED HOW TO CHANGE FONTS
Mads says this is not enough information for a whole webpage
Mads is jealous because she does not have a frog webpage

IMPORTANT: if you do not like frogs you can leave my website
ALSO DO NOT TELL MY MOM I WAS ON THE COMPUTER THIS LATE

THINGS I MIGHT ADD IF I FEEL LIKE IT:
☞ aliens
☞ a skull with sunglasses
☞ song lyrics but not the boring parts
☞ a page rating people at school (Mads says NO)
☞ another frog
☞ maybe a quiz that tells you if you are annoying

COOL HTML I LEARNED:
<B> makes stuff BOLD
<I> makes stuff ITALIC
<U> makes stuff IMPORTANT PROBABLY
<FONT SIZE=7> makes stuff huge which is dangerous

i tried putting <CENTER> around the whole page and everything moved. i changed most of it back.

VERY IMPORTANT POLL
is this frog cool???

SECRET SECTION!!!!
this was supposed to ask for a password but i couldn't make the password thing work.

TODO: make this actually do something

btw if you are from school and you found this page somehow:
NO YOU DIDN'T.
and if you did then sign the guestbook and say something nice or i will know.

questions??? complaints??? frog pictures??? gossip???
EMAIL THE WEBMASTER (ME)
do NOT send chain letters unless they are actually scary