SOUND HOLE // MEN'S ROOM? WOMEN'S ROOM? FREE YOURSELF
BATHROOM WALL
CLICK THE GRAFFITI. SOME OF IT HAS LAYERS.
VALUE MENU SUCKS
— somebody who got eliminated before them
NO THEY DON'T
EMPANADA CAN ACTUALLY PLAY, DIE MAD
CALL 555-0147 FOR A GOOD TIME
number disconnected
the drummer from clit dentist owes me $12
still true
I SAW GOD IN THE SOUND HOLE BATHROOM
turns out it was lemon
LIAM WAS HERE
LAST CONFIRMED: ???
SOUND HOLE HAS THE WORST TOILET PAPER IN AMERICA
management: noted / ignored
MARK + KELLY 4EVER
KELLY: ABSOLUTELY NOT
WHO STOLE MY JACKET
check the parking lot
FREE LIAM
FROM WHAT?
bad poetry lives here:
i kissed a girl / behind the amp / she stole my lighter / now i'm damp
i kissed a girl / behind the amp / she stole my lighter / now i'm damp
0/10 meter, 10/10 honesty
IF YOU FIND A TAMAGOTCHI IT'S NOT YOURS
SERIOUSLY GIVE IT BACK
NO MOSHING IN THE BATHROOM
SOUND HOLE STAFF WASHES HANDS*
*UNVERIFIED
PLEASE DO NOT DATE THE BANDS
WHO PUKED IN THE SINK
management has chosen not to investigate
THIS PLACE SMELLS LIKE FEET
AND BEER
don't sit on the floor
seriously.
NICE ASS
WHOEVER WROTE THIS HAS BEEN BANNED FROM COMPLIMENTS
wash your hands you animals
soap dispenser empty since february
FOR A GOOD TIME, LOWER YOUR STANDARDS
sound hole management recommends this for most problems
YOUR MOM LIKES MY BAND
SHE ALSO BOUGHT THE SHIRT
I CAME HERE FOR THE MUSIC
LIAR
if this stall is rocking
mind your business
mind your business
IT WAS PROBABLY JUST THE PIPE
WHOEVER WROTE "NICE ASS"
PLEASE DEVELOP A PERSONALITY
PLEASE DEVELOP A PERSONALITY
counterpoint: nice ass
FREE CONDOMS?
NO. FREE MINTS? ALSO NO.
I LEFT MY DIGNITY IN STALL 2
LOST & FOUND REFUSED IT
THIS BATHROOM HAS SEEN MORE ACTION
THAN YOUR BAND
THAN YOUR BAND
brutal. probably accurate.
CALL ME AFTER MIDNIGHT
NO NUMBER. VERY CONFIDENT.
roses are red
this toilet is foul
if you hook up in here
bring your own towel
this toilet is foul
if you hook up in here
bring your own towel
poetry department remains unfunded
NO SEX IN THE BATHROOM
SOUND HOLE STAFF: PLEASE, WE MEAN IT THIS TIME
roses are red
my eyeliner's black
you stole my lighter
so give the damn thing back
my eyeliner's black
you stole my lighter
so give the damn thing back
signed: somebody with priorities
i kissed you by the payphone
while somebody's amp blew out
you tasted like cheap beer
and extremely poor judgment
while somebody's amp blew out
you tasted like cheap beer
and extremely poor judgment
romance is alive in foxglove county
bathroom light
buzzing white
terrible band
incredible night
buzzing white
terrible band
incredible night
okay this one is almost good
there once was a guy with a bass
who fell flat on his ass on his face
he blamed the wet floor
then fell down once more
and still somehow finished the set
who fell flat on his ass on his face
he blamed the wet floor
then fell down once more
and still somehow finished the set
meter is a crime but the event is allegedly true
YOUR EYES ARE LIKE STAGE LIGHTS
TOO BRIGHT
TOO HOT
AND PROBABLY A FIRE CODE VIOLATION
TOO BRIGHT
TOO HOT
AND PROBABLY A FIRE CODE VIOLATION
♥ anonymous ♥
i wrote your name
on the bathroom wall
because writing it in my notebook
felt too serious
on the bathroom wall
because writing it in my notebook
felt too serious
somebody later added: COWARD
if love is a mosh pit
then baby
you elbowed me in the throat
then baby
you elbowed me in the throat
and i still bought you fries after
the sink won't drain
the mirror lies
somebody's crying
somebody's hooking up
somebody please tell the band
they have five minutes
the mirror lies
somebody's crying
somebody's hooking up
somebody please tell the band
they have five minutes
sound hole pastoral
you said forever
i said last call
we were both
wildly optimistic
i said last call
we were both
wildly optimistic
ouch
i came for the band
stayed for the girl
left with neither
but somebody else's coat
stayed for the girl
left with neither
but somebody else's coat
please return the coat
click something written on the wall.