Scrap Hauling & Removal
We Haul Almost Anything
Rusted appliances, dead vehicles, busted machinery, construction leftovers,
storm debris, metal fencing, broken signs, old tanks, abandoned equipment,
and whatever is making that noise behind your garage.
Same-County Pickup
Marcus comes to you. This is safer for everybody. Have the scrap accessible,
have the driveway clear, and keep children, pets, tourists, and amateur
investigators inside.
No-Questions-Asked Estimates
We may ask practical questions such as size, weight, location, whether it leaks,
whether it is technically alive, and whether somebody else is likely to claim it.
- Cars and trucks
- Engines and transmissions
- Washers and dryers
- Refrigerators
- Farm equipment
- Metal sheds
- Boilers and radiators
- Fencing and gates
- Industrial shelving
- Broken arcade cabinets
- Unmarked machinery
- Objects recovered from fissures
- Scrap with bad energy
- Scrap with worse paperwork
Do Not Enter
The gate is locked for your safety, not Marcus's. Climbing it makes whatever happens next your paperwork.
No Witness Tours
Do not bring a camera, a flashlight, a friend, a map, or a story about how you “used to know the owner.”
Wrong Turn?
Back up slowly. Keep your hands where they can be seen. Do not get out of the vehicle.
Read This Before Calling
NO VISITORS. NO WALK-INS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
This is a working yard, not a museum, haunted attraction, shortcut, party spot, or place to “take a few pictures.”
APPOINTMENT ONLY.
If Marcus did not personally tell you when to arrive, you do not have an appointment.
NO SOLICITATION.
Do not sell religion, cable service, magazine subscriptions, political candidates, miracle cleaners, or “business opportunities.”
TRESPASSERS WILL BE TREATED AS AN ACTIVE THREAT.
There are live wires, unstable stacks, armed security, buried hazards, and no promise Marcus will ask why you are there before acting.
TOUCH NOTHING. OPEN NOTHING. TAKE NOTHING.
If it looks unstable, sharp, radioactive, cursed, pressurized, asleep, or expensive, assume it is all six and already noticed you.
DO NOT APPROACH AFTER DARK.
Floodlights activate automatically. Other things do too.
DRAGON INJURIES ARE NOT MARCUS'S RESPONSIBILITY.
If you see smoke without fire, scales larger than hubcaps, claw marks in steel, or something circling overhead, leave immediately. Do not attempt to feed, photograph, bargain with, or salvage the dragon.
Customer Statements
Jessica:
Marcus let me in the gate, but gave me a warning not to touch things, but this was only after he saved my life multiple times.
Lemon:
He arrived on time, insulted my parking job, removed the engine block, and left.
Five stars.
Anonymous Foxglove Resident:
I ignored the NO VISITORS sign. The sign was correct.
Vic:
Call first. Seriously. He is not being cute about that.