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Foxglove County Dining & Nightlife Supplement

Shuck & Bone

★ HALF-PRICE OYSTERS AFTER 9 P.M. ★ HUGE RACKS OF CRAB LEGS ★ HOT BUNS ★ COLD BEER ★ ASK ABOUT THE FULL BODY BOIL ★

Foxglove County’s premier seafood restaurant invites you to loosen your collar, crack a shell, and make an evening of it.

Shuck & Bone serves hot seafood, cold beer, and enough suggestive menu copy to make dinner feel like a mistake you planned in advance. Our dining room combines the charm of a roadside fish house with the dignity of very short uniforms and extremely large trays.

Tonight’s Catch

Shuck Me Oysters

Six cold oysters, salty and ready to mingle.

$8.69

Nice Rack of Crab Legs

Long legs, hot butter, and no commitment.

$18.99

Peel Me Slowly Shrimp

Peel-and-eat shrimp with cocktail sauce.

$11.49

Hot Buns

Buttered, toasted, and delivered quickly.

$4.20

The Full Body Boil

Crab, shrimp, sausage, corn, potatoes, and spice.

$29.69

Straight Up & Salty

Vodka, brine, lemon, and enough confidence to call somebody you should not.

$6.66
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Fresh Fish. Questionable Judgment.

Short Shorts. Large Trays.

Our crew serves seafood with a smile, a fitted tank, and the upper-body strength required to carry a full boil across a crowded dining room.

Tip your server generously. Flirting is not legal tender. Do not touch the staff. Violators will be removed, embarrassed, and possibly pinched with a crab claw.

Get Ready to Shuck!

Half-price oysters after 9 p.m. while supplies last. Dignity not included.

Pair your meal with the house special, Straight Up & Salty. Beer is served cold enough to suppress at least one bad decision. Private booths are available for public mistakes.

“The oysters were incredible.”
— Jessica, who spent most of dinner looking somewhere else

“Why does Marcus work here too?”
— Everyone

Shuck & Bone is conveniently located across from the place that used to be something else. Walk-ins are welcome. Reservations remain theoretical.

Reserve a Table

For birthdays, breakups, study groups, and preventable supernatural incidents.

Shuck & Bone
Seafood • Cold Beer • Hot Buns • Unreasonably Suggestive Menu Names
CALL 555-SHUK

SHUCKER #000069
Must be 21 or older to purchase alcoholic beverages. Please drink responsibly. Shuck & Bone is not responsible for lost clothing, lost dignity, missing persons, overheard confessions, butter stains, shell fragments, emotional attachment to waitstaff, or any event beginning with the phrase “it seemed like a good idea.” Prices subject to change without notice, omen, tide chart, or municipal approval.