jessica // webwitch.exe

Hi. I’m Jessica your local techno wiz broadcasting from a busted arcade where the machines purr, the wires pray, and sometimes the moon answers back. I fix ghosts in code, patch feelings into firmware, and keep an extremely judgmental cat alive on dollar-store tuna. If you’re hearing a dial-up tone in your head—don’t panic. That’s just the Echo.

> STATUS: boot(homepage) && pet(cat.admin)
> NOTE: if the neon flickers, that’s normal. it’s either the wiring or god herself.
> TODO: bless(controllers), debug(dreams), hydrate(marcus), feed(cat) x ∞
echo.status = listening
signal.strength = variable
jess.status = operational(ish) ▋

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